Buddy Cop coop!

Lazer Cops is a retro bullet hell for up to four buddy cops. Grab your favourite buddies and sit down on the couch for some quality cooperative game-play or play alone and test your multi-tasking.


Lazer Cops is a bullet hell with a twist - players are connected by a LAZER TETHER. The best way to destroy enemies is to wrap your LAZER TETHER around them, then watch them explode into pieces. The bad news is that this tether also chains you to the other players. Oh, and if one you dies, you ALL die. Better cooperate. Or else. Who exactly are you fighting? Doesn't matter. They're angry, they hate you, and they're in your way.

Are you a loose cannon that doesn't have any friends? That's OK. You'll just have to drive two cars at once. Sounds hard, doesn't it? Well, it is. But you're a grizzled cop who prefers to work alone. I'm sure you'll be fine.


  • 33 levels, each with multiple game modes

  • Unique cooperative bullet hell gameplay

  • 4 groovy boss battles

  • Supports up to 4 cops simultaneously (1-4 players)

  • Play with a keyboard, or a controller, or a keyboard & controller, or 2 controllers, or 2 controllers and a keyboard... I think you get the point

  • Cooperate OR compete with your friends!

  • Large variety of level types, from obstacle levels, classic bullet-hell levels to vehicular smash-fests!

  • Eye-sizzling neon aesthetics

  • Screaming at your 'friends' when they screw up and you all die

How can I get it?

Try out our demo!

Lazer Cops Alpha Demo

Release Date June 15 2017
Platform Windows, Mac, Linux
Distribution Steam, Itch.io
Developer Foolish Mortals
Number of Players 1-4
Languages English
Price 5 USD$

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Team Member Role
Michael Long Programming & Directing
Kevin Squires Programming & Directing
Keenan Cloutier Art
Jonathan Tsoi Art
Kent Weiler Music

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